Thursday, June 6, 2013

Enter Your Deepest Fantasies

primarie: Have a history teacher explain this if they...



primarie:

Have a history teacher explain this if they can.


Abraham Lincoln was elected to Congress in 1846.
John F. Kennedy was elected to Congress in 1946.
 
Abraham Lincoln was elected President in 1860.
John F. Kennedy was elected President in 1960.

Both were particularly concerned with civil rights.
Both wives lost a child while living in the White House.

Both Presidents were shot on a Friday.
Both Presidents were shot in the head.

Now it gets really weird.

Lincoln's secretary was named Kennedy.
Kennedy's Secretary was named Lincoln.

Both were assassinated by Southerners.
Both were succeeded by Southerners named Johnson.

Andrew Johnson, who succeeded Lincoln, was born in 1808.
Lyndon Johnson, who succeeded Kennedy, was born in 1908.

John Wilkes Booth, who assassinated Lincoln, was born in 1839.
Lee Harvey Oswald, who assassinated Kennedy, was born in 1939.

Both assassins were known by their three names.
Both names are composed of fifteen letters.

Now hang on to your seat.

Lincoln was shot at the theater named "Ford."
Kennedy was shot in a car called "Lincoln" made by "Ford."

Booth and Oswald were assassinated before their trials.

And here's the "kicker":

A week before Lincoln was shot, he was in Monroe, Maryland.
A week before Kennedy was shot, he was with Marilyn Monroe.
 
AND……………….:

Lincoln was shot in a theater and the assassin ran to a warehouse…
Kennedy was shot from a warehouse and the assassin ran to a theater…
 
I saw this had to share just in case anyone did not know.

I WILL NEVER CEASE TO REBLOG THIS

tellthegirlsivefallen: tballontumbler: How did Rabbit not end...

















tellthegirlsivefallen:

tballontumbler:

How did Rabbit not end up murdering people?

I forgot how much i missed them

Oh my god this

This is exactly the shape of the mounds on the very first hole...



This is exactly the shape of the mounds on the very first hole at a mini golf course here in fl.

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anzuai: eddplant: quazza: lavastormsw: lordsquiggleshire: pi...





















anzuai:

eddplant:

quazza:

lavastormsw:

lordsquiggleshire:

pixelnoton:

#tw: dynamite gal

Oh wait now I get what triggers are

Yeah, see, THIS is a trigger. Something that prompts a horrible flashback that makes someone go into a literal panic attack. It is NOT something that makes you slightly uncomfortable, so can we all just stop tossing that word around like it's nothing.

thank you Wreck It Ralph

Reblogging for valuable commentary

Also, can we talk about how Felix dealt with it? He NEVER used that word again (only once in front of Ralph, never by her), there was never any talk about how she could get over it, and in their wedding they all made plans to help her with her paranoia by recognising her fears and showing she was safe by pointing guns at the window and having extra security.

A++++++ on dealing with mental issues magnificently, Wreck-It Ralph!

"‎The biggest coward is a man who awakens a woman's love with no intention of loving her."

"‎The biggest coward is a man who awakens a woman's love with no intention of loving her."

- Bob Marley   (via misscreaturefeature)

submissivefeminist: sleepingwithpiercethemice: serotonical: Ho...



submissivefeminist:

sleepingwithpiercethemice:

serotonical:

How to break out of a zip-tie- potentially life-saving information

You guys, please share it. You never know when someone is going to need this information.

This doubles as potential life-saving information as well as a guide for brats. Use it how you will.

Proving a point to my mother- reblog if you are not a pedophile.

no-im-not-me:

oblivious-cancer:

If everyone doesn't reblog this, I'm unfollowing all of you.

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idontwannahurtno-more: If you don't reblog this, I'm judging...



idontwannahurtno-more:

If you don't reblog this, I'm judging you.

chienne-en-rut: emmylovestrees: iliketowatchyoureleaseyourdemon...





















chienne-en-rut:

emmylovestrees:

iliketowatchyoureleaseyourdemons:

Wow

I am really glad this got so many notes (300 is a lot for me lol)…. but not because I want the notes or whatever but because when I saw this comic it made me feel really weird and sad inside and I thought that I wanted a lot of people to see it too

it makes a point thats really difficult to explain with words in such an artful way and it's not something I thought about much

Dang

vickim88: the-villain-in-training: reveseveilles: I think my...















vickim88:

the-villain-in-training:

reveseveilles:

I think my mouth is hanging open…

OMG I'M FUCKING CRYING

Awesome!!!

notmysecret: aaaand they're off!



notmysecret:

aaaand they're off!

assgod: shy and horny are probably the worse personality combo there is

assgod:

shy and horny are probably the worse personality combo there is

vickim88: Same



vickim88:

Same

naughtynicegirl69: smooth…;0



naughtynicegirl69:

smooth…;0

notmysecret: o wow this came out better than expected



notmysecret:

o wow this came out better than expected

samaralex: Tali cosplay by Ayimera Design





samaralex:

Tali cosplay by Ayimera Design

notmysecret: play time?



notmysecret:

play time?

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notmysecret: merrrrr



notmysecret:

merrrrr

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